TheDPFangurl

This is a very late journal.









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Happy 2013!

T's been an awesome day. Just made this (empty) journal to say Happy Holidays! And if you guys haven't watched Rise of the guardians yet than WATCH it! It's a totally awesome epic movie and....


Merry Christmas and a Happy New year!

Let's start! Pick a number from one to seven.
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You will work with:
1. Lazy Susan (at the diner)
2. Old man mcgucket's son (at the docks, where you get to chase away his dad all day long)
3. Grunkle Stan (and you get fired the next day)
4. Gideon (at the tent of telepathy)
5. Pacifica Northwest (is it with or FOR?)
6. Arcade owner (you quit at the sight of Soos trying to fit into the nort game though)
7.You don't really have a job and rip off people like Grunkle Stan...

Your the enemy of:
1. Beavers.
2. Mabel
3. Candy
4. Gideon
5. Wendy
6. Soos
7. THE INVISIBLE WIZARD

Your best friends with:
1. The "soos" of the telepathy tent
2. Robbie
3. YOURSELF! Give yourself a hug
4. Pacifica's friends
5: Dipper
6. Stan (you lucky people!!!)
7. TRUST NOBODY!!!

You have danced with: (Dance depends on gender...if you have the same sex then it's a friendly dance)
1. Tambry
2. Lee
3. Johnson
4. The ghosts of dusk 2 dawn (may I suggest gangnam stylez??)
5. Wendy (face da wrath of dipper!!)
6. Shmebulock (Gangnam style!! )
7. I don't trust stan's scam so I didn't go...

You have...
1. Barfed rainbows
2. Found the fourth book (if there is one)
3. Used the mystery shack golf cart
4. Gone inside nort (tron.. XD)
5. Cried canDy corns out of your eyes
6. Dislike someone in the girly way
7. DONE ALL OF DA ABOVE!!!!!

You are most like:
1. Soos
2. Pacifica
3. Gideon
4. STAN!!
5. Dipper
6. Wendy
7. You think your like wendy when you're really most like Mabel...

You hate...
1. Being serious
2. Old ladies named mabel
3. Old cheap loser candy
4. Pacifica
5. Scammers
6. Doing work
7. NOT GETTING A HUMAN SIZED HAMSTER BALL

Your favorite place:
1. Butt island
2. The woods
3. The man cave
4. Mystery shack
5. Town center
6. The museum
7. You don't care as long as Dipper and Mabel are there..

You will
1. Do nothing
2. Do nothing
3. Do nothing
4. Do nothing
5. Do nothing
6. Do nothing
7. Copy and paste this on a new journal to show you are a WINNER!!!!!!

Disclaimer: I do not own gravity falls and I DO NOT MEAN TO OFFEND GAY PEOPLE!!!

Me and have decided to set up a journal with the GF quotes. So, I'm gonna say the quotes I already know on the top of my head.

"Please be a vampire, Please be a vampire"
~Mabel Pines

"Later dorks"
~Wendy Corduroy

"Grappling hook!"

"Human sized hamster-ball? *gasps* I'm human sized!"

"The future is in the past, onwards Aoshima!"

Mabel: "I have an axe. REET REET REET."


Mabel: "MUAHP...I just made a hat."


Soos: "I ate a man alive tonight."


Dipper: "DISCO GIIIRL! COMING THROUUUUGH! THAT GIRL IS YOUUUUU!!! OH OOOOOOOH! OH OOOOOOOH!"


Dipper: "Uh Beardy, I think..?"
Beardy: "It's Beardy."


Dipper: "WE'LL SEE WHO'S ADORABLE!!! *chee*"
Mabel: "AAAWWW You sneeze like a kitten!"


Mabel: "You guys are buttfaces!!!"


Grunkle Stan: "And here we have "Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock". The rock that looks like a face."


Mabel: "My name is Mabel! It rhymes with table. It also rhymes with glable. It also rhymes with shmabel."


Dipper: "Well who wants a lamby lamby lamby? I do! I do! So get up and greet your mammy mammy mammy! Hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daisies. Don't don't don't you forget about the baaabyyyy!"


Rumble McSkirmish: "You killed my father again! YOU TAKE THAT BAAAAAAAACK!!!"


Grunkle Stan: "When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for twice the price."


TV-Guy: "I don't often do this, but I feel the need to give you an award!"


Boy *reads*: "Do you like me? Yes. Definitely. Absolutely."
Mabel: "I rigged it!!!"


Dipper: "It's not like i lay awake at night thinking about her!
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Pacifica: "Mabel?! That sounds like a fat old lady's name."


Grunkle Stan: "Now who wants to put on blindfolds and get into the back of my truck?"


Mabel: "Wait a minute, this is some kind of magicky thing, isn't it? Was it a wizard or something? There's a wizard in this closet, isn't there? Isn't there? You're telling me there isn't a wizard in this closet? You're telling me that if I open this door right now- An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?"


Dipper: "Are you wearing mascara?"
Robbie: "Uhh...It's eye paint for men!!!"


Mabel *aping Dipper*: "Uhh...uh...I can work with you together Wendy! Let's kiss!!! *muahmuahmuah*"


Gideon: "MY LIGHT!!!"
Grunkle Stan: "Your the light of my life too pal."


Grunkle Stan: "Can i scratch myself now??"
Mabel: "Is that throw-up on your shirt?"
Grunkle Stan: "uhh...I don't know how to answere this..."


Gideon: "I'm going to annihilate my arch enemy's family."
Lazy Sue: "Oh...yay!"


TV guy: "...starring "Sturly Stembleburgis AS The Duchess" and "Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble AS Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire"."
Grunkle Stan: "KIDS??? NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


Mabel: "Your wife's gonna be beautiful!"
Biker: "But wait! Will she love me!!!"


Mabel: "I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain."


Mabel: "Nothings more powerful than the power of..."
Grunkle Stan: "Love?"
Mabel: "Mabel! *cue dramatic hand movement*"


Grunkle Stan: "ALRIGHT PARTY PEOPLE! and Dipper..."


Pacifica: "Oh Grenda, by the way, you sound like a professional wrestler!"
Grenda: "I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!!!"


Mabel: "I'm gonna do a flip! Urggh! That was for you guys!"


Guy: "But these wax figures come at a terrible price..."
Grunkle Stan: "*looks at price tag* Twenty dollars? Meh, I'll just take 'em when you're not looking."
Guy: "What?"
Grunkle Stan: "I said I was gonna rob you."


Mabel: "That sounds like an idea for poopyheads!"


Soos: "I'm so glad i turned my head! That dot does not disappoint!"


Dipper: "Hey look! Dancy pants revoulution! That game that tricks people into excercising!"


Dipper: "Aww man...I feel like a big jerk!"
Mabel: "Don't you mean: A little jerk??"


Dipper: "13 camera- 12. We have 12 cameras."


Quentin Trembley: "Well we didn't fit through the hole...Let's rebuild the box and try again!"


Soos: "NEVER! You'll never find Stan! On the second door to the left down the hall! Wait! Why did I say that?"


Mabel: "That sorta takes the FUN out of Trick or Treat or Die!"
Dipper: "I'm trying to take the DIE out if Trick or Treat or Die!!!"


Mabel: "Do you realize what this means? It means you have to go trick or treating with us! "


Old woman: "If she says no I'm dying from sadness!"
Doctor: "I can verify that that would indeed happen!"


Grunkle Stan: "IN YOUR FACE ELISABETH!!!! *cries* It's just like my life!!! In a way..."


Gideon: "Why Stanford, I'm just a humble tomato farmer. Oops, I dropped one. Oops I dropped another. *throws them into his face*"


Soos: "Dude check it out! *hides the "Scuttle" from a "Scuttlebutt Island" sign* BUTT ISLAND!"


Mabel: "Mabel away! Aahrgh!"


Wendy: "Look what Dipper got for me!"
Robbie: "Pff! Whatever!!! Can't even tell what species it is...STUPID!"


Mabel: "Check it out Dipper, I successfully bezazzled my face! Blink! Ow."


Woman: "Oh I'm sorry I was looking for the mailman."
Dipper: "Oh what? Are you saying I'm NOT a male man? Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male. I'm not a man? Is that...is that what you're getting at??"
Woman: "Are you crying??"


Mabel: "I think we just found our loophole.. Literally.."


Dipper #5: "Quit hitting myself! Quit hitting myself!"

This isn't my contest However a journal entry was required and I was planning on entering. So here is the link.
fav.me/d5htubu
Good luck to anyone who enters..