Gravity Falls quotes

Me and have decided to set up a journal with the GF quotes. So, I'm gonna say the quotes I already know on the top of my head.

"Please be a vampire, Please be a vampire"
~Mabel Pines

"Later dorks"
~Wendy Corduroy

"Grappling hook!"

"Human sized hamster-ball? *gasps* I'm human sized!"

"The future is in the past, onwards Aoshima!"

Mabel: "I have an axe. REET REET REET."


Mabel: "MUAHP...I just made a hat."


Soos: "I ate a man alive tonight."


Dipper: "DISCO GIIIRL! COMING THROUUUUGH! THAT GIRL IS YOUUUUU!!! OH OOOOOOOH! OH OOOOOOOH!"


Dipper: "Uh Beardy, I think..?"
Beardy: "It's Beardy."


Dipper: "WE'LL SEE WHO'S ADORABLE!!! *chee*"
Mabel: "AAAWWW You sneeze like a kitten!"


Mabel: "You guys are buttfaces!!!"


Grunkle Stan: "And here we have "Rock That Looks Like a Face Rock". The rock that looks like a face."


Mabel: "My name is Mabel! It rhymes with table. It also rhymes with glable. It also rhymes with shmabel."


Dipper: "Well who wants a lamby lamby lamby? I do! I do! So get up and greet your mammy mammy mammy! Hi there! Hi there! So march march march around the daisies. Don't don't don't you forget about the baaabyyyy!"


Rumble McSkirmish: "You killed my father again! YOU TAKE THAT BAAAAAAAACK!!!"


Grunkle Stan: "When life gives you lemons, call them yellow oranges and sell them for twice the price."


TV-Guy: "I don't often do this, but I feel the need to give you an award!"


Boy *reads*: "Do you like me? Yes. Definitely. Absolutely."
Mabel: "I rigged it!!!"


Dipper: "It's not like i lay awake at night thinking about her!
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u-oh!!!"


Pacifica: "Mabel?! That sounds like a fat old lady's name."


Grunkle Stan: "Now who wants to put on blindfolds and get into the back of my truck?"


Mabel: "Wait a minute, this is some kind of magicky thing, isn't it? Was it a wizard or something? There's a wizard in this closet, isn't there? Isn't there? You're telling me there isn't a wizard in this closet? You're telling me that if I open this door right now- An invisible wizard! Really, Dipper?"


Dipper: "Are you wearing mascara?"
Robbie: "Uhh...It's eye paint for men!!!"


Mabel *aping Dipper*: "Uhh...uh...I can work with you together Wendy! Let's kiss!!! *muahmuahmuah*"


Gideon: "MY LIGHT!!!"
Grunkle Stan: "Your the light of my life too pal."


Grunkle Stan: "Can i scratch myself now??"
Mabel: "Is that throw-up on your shirt?"
Grunkle Stan: "uhh...I don't know how to answere this..."


Gideon: "I'm going to annihilate my arch enemy's family."
Lazy Sue: "Oh...yay!"


TV guy: "...starring "Sturly Stembleburgis AS The Duchess" and "Grampton St. Rumpterfrabble AS Saunterblugget Hampterfuppinshire"."
Grunkle Stan: "KIDS??? NO!! NOOOOOOOO!!!!!"


Mabel: "Your wife's gonna be beautiful!"
Biker: "But wait! Will she love me!!!"


Mabel: "I chewed my gum so it looks like a brain."


Mabel: "Nothings more powerful than the power of..."
Grunkle Stan: "Love?"
Mabel: "Mabel! *cue dramatic hand movement*"


Grunkle Stan: "ALRIGHT PARTY PEOPLE! and Dipper..."


Pacifica: "Oh Grenda, by the way, you sound like a professional wrestler!"
Grenda: "I wanna put her in a headlock and make her feel pain!!!"


Mabel: "I'm gonna do a flip! Urggh! That was for you guys!"


Guy: "But these wax figures come at a terrible price..."
Grunkle Stan: "*looks at price tag* Twenty dollars? Meh, I'll just take 'em when you're not looking."
Guy: "What?"
Grunkle Stan: "I said I was gonna rob you."


Mabel: "That sounds like an idea for poopyheads!"


Soos: "I'm so glad i turned my head! That dot does not disappoint!"


Dipper: "Hey look! Dancy pants revoulution! That game that tricks people into excercising!"


Dipper: "Aww man...I feel like a big jerk!"
Mabel: "Don't you mean: A little jerk??"


Dipper: "13 camera- 12. We have 12 cameras."


Quentin Trembley: "Well we didn't fit through the hole...Let's rebuild the box and try again!"


Soos: "NEVER! You'll never find Stan! On the second door to the left down the hall! Wait! Why did I say that?"


Mabel: "That sorta takes the FUN out of Trick or Treat or Die!"
Dipper: "I'm trying to take the DIE out if Trick or Treat or Die!!!"


Mabel: "Do you realize what this means? It means you have to go trick or treating with us! "


Old woman: "If she says no I'm dying from sadness!"
Doctor: "I can verify that that would indeed happen!"


Grunkle Stan: "IN YOUR FACE ELISABETH!!!! *cries* It's just like my life!!! In a way..."


Gideon: "Why Stanford, I'm just a humble tomato farmer. Oops, I dropped one. Oops I dropped another. *throws them into his face*"


Soos: "Dude check it out! *hides the "Scuttle" from a "Scuttlebutt Island" sign* BUTT ISLAND!"


Mabel: "Mabel away! Aahrgh!"


Wendy: "Look what Dipper got for me!"
Robbie: "Pff! Whatever!!! Can't even tell what species it is...STUPID!"


Mabel: "Check it out Dipper, I successfully bezazzled my face! Blink! Ow."


Woman: "Oh I'm sorry I was looking for the mailman."
Dipper: "Oh what? Are you saying I'm NOT a male man? Is that what you're trying to say? I'm not male. I'm not a man? Is that...is that what you're getting at??"
Woman: "Are you crying??"


Mabel: "I think we just found our loophole.. Literally.."


Dipper #5: "Quit hitting myself! Quit hitting myself!"